A Thanksgiving Haiku for You
Oh how I’m thankful
You wish you could eat like me
Turkey every day
This haiku was inspired by a recent Lounge topic. I used to be embarrassed and ashamed that I had a freak metabolism and would constantly recieve snide remarks about it. But now, today, *sniff, sniff* I am able to hold my chin up, stand proudly, and say…… “HA!! Suckers!! Na-na-na-na-na-nah! What, no seconds? What? A diet? Sucks to be you!!! That’s ok, you just drink your supplementary shake–I’LL finish your food for you!*stuffs face in front of them*Muah-hahahaha..MUAHAHAHAHAHA *chokes on food for a few seconds, compose myself* MUAHAHAHAHA!!…”
